Well I just got out of the bar about a little while ago
I was looking for a place to eat but my mind was working kind of slow
So I drove around till I found my destination about 3:25
I was to tired to sleep and to drunk to drive

And now I m at Denny s at 4 am
Writing these words on a napkin
And I m not even sure what town I m in
Denny s at 4 am

That grand slam breakfast is making me kind of sick
And I ve noticed that a lot of Denny s managers look like Weird Al Yankovic
And the one who s walking toward my table is no exception
He s looking pissed cause the friends I m with are smoking in the non-smoking section

At Denny s at 4 am
Writing these words on a napkin
And I m still not sure what town I m in
Denny s at 4 am

I ve got nowhere else to go and nothing else to do
Except stare at this bright yellow menu
I wish I hadn t ordered that goddamn grand slam
Denny s at 4 am

Nighttime is slowly turning into day
And I m running out of things to say
So maybe this song won t win a Grammy
So maybe I should have ordered moons over Miami

At Denny s at 4 am
Denny s at 4 am

Actually now it s more like a quarter to 5
And that morning papers just arrived
So I better be getting back to my motel
The one with the sign outside that s got a burned out L
So I guess that makes it more like a mote
And the next time you re at Denny s really late at night
I want you to sing this song from note for note

Denny s at 4 am
Lenny s at 4 am
No, it s Denny s at 4 am
Denny s at 4 am